Real Life X-Men: The War

So I've been reading a shitload of Klosterman lately and came across an interesting essay about super people and it got me wondering, is that next step of human evolution going to be in our generation? Will my kids or grandkids be able to throw frostbolts or scream to deafening levels? Will my son be the bearer of a schlong that could also transform into a sword so he could actually slay women in the literal sense?

This is the link: http://www.csicop.org/specialarticles/demkina.html if you're interested in checking this crazy shit out.

Supposedly the two 'super people' I've read about are both Russian (Cold War inc?). The girl (posted in the link above) has the ability to see through people and detect what is wrong with their internal organs and systems. The other super person I read about is a 7 YEAR OLD BOY with the strength to pull a CAR. Now, I am a rather skeptical person who likes to deduce things through logic but. THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL TO LOGICALLY EXPLAIN A FEAT OF STRENGTH LIKE THAT. I personally am getting scared but then again I am almost always paranoid. But on the real. What. The. Fuck.

If more Russian super people are created/born with these special powers, our nuclear weapons will be less than threatening than a phoenix/jean grey type human being. Hell, Brock Lesnar may have met his match at the hands of a 7 year old boy named Vladmir.

Get me on some of that super steroids please, doctor. I feel weak.