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Doompaladin- Ret pally
1. Character: Name of the character you would like to be joining Sauce on and your Armory Link. i dont have the internet
2. Do you consider your self a team player? If so please give an in-game related example of what you did to make yourself raid productive. i bubble my tanks resulting in team wiping so im fairly team oriented
3. Do you use everything at your disposable to make yourself the best at your class? Please give an in-game related example of what you did to be the best at your class. (Topping a meter doesn’t mean you’re the best as your class. Please consider this statement, as it is in the sense of what’s best for the raid at the time.)
i DPs with seal of righteous
4. If you were to screw up in the raid more than once per night, or if your DPS/HPS was slacking consecutively. What would you do to correct this problem? Please give an example of when you did this.
i do 900 DPS i never slack
5. If you have access to a WWS report, please post a link here.
Damage done for last fight:
1.Doompaladin 912.02 DPS
6. What are your past and current guilds? Secondly, explain why you left each guild. (Even if you’re a server transfer.)
i want sauce to pop my cherry
7. Sauce as a guild is on the leading edge of new in-game content. What in-game content have you experienced. (Both new and old)
i did naked VC run last week
8. Even some of the best players have attitudes. Try to explain your personality in 3 or 4 words. (This question is relative, try your best to explain yourself.)
fun kinky love sex
9. Do you have a stable computer and internet connection that will not hinder the raid progress as a whole? For the insurance of the guild, we ask you to put the simple specs of you computer. (RAM, processor, video card.)
my computer has a hand cranked power supply so it never dies i use my masterbating arm to keep it going
10. What is your personal opinion on bagged milk? (Try to take this question seriously; it greatly affects your chances of getting in to Sauce.)
who is bagged milk
11. If you were to get a new piece of main-spec gear, how quickly would you have it enchanted/gemmed?
few weeks at most
12. Even though Sauce is very competitive we raid only three hardcore nights a week. These days and times are: Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday; from 7-11 pm. Sauce has two separate ranks of raiders:
Raider – People that are positive they can make three nights a week of raids.
Reserve – People that can only make 1-2 days, or are maybe late a couple of nights.
Please state which of these positions you are applying for.
im high im sry i apped just thought yall would want a laugh
jesus christ! I thought you were actually leaving us! :( It'd break my heart to lose one of our best :(
Silly Doomie, bagged milk is the official drink of kanucks, didn't you know that?
So what else do you do when your stoned? Like make stuffed teddy bears? Or kill Yogg post nerf maybe?
My humor is creative and offensive like handicap porn.
Per our conversation on vent, I am going to have to respectfully decline your application for Sauce. You're welcome to apply again when you work out stated issues. However, I assume now that this is application is generally available by you that I do not need to keep it private? If you would prefer I remove this from public view, simply let me know and I will.
Thanks for taking your time to app with us, and hopefully you will find a guild that meets your needs.
In your defense, I can see where you're coming from.
Silly Doomie, bagged milk is the official drink of kanucks, didn't you know that?
Are you like stalking our Apps forum or what? You seem to have a post on couple apps now....
Everybody's heard about the Bird...Bird, Bird, Bird, Bird is the word!
yeah ill work on my erectile dysfunction b4 i app again i understand your decision
Doomie's, because he linked it to me for lol's and Cydonia's because it was relevant to my interests.
@ synaesthesia undercutting my gems by 1 silver. At least make it 1 gold less.
Hell no. Undercut by 1c. Better for everyone. Yours still isn't getting sold first. Undercutting by more just screws you over when you re-undercut.
haha konty you gotta be one miserable cunt.. all the shit sauce talked lol and wht.. back to back meta failures.. sauce see alg.. na.. but but 5/5 first normal toc. im looking forward to watching you guys struggle through togc.. 10 and 25. /popcorn
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Congratulations on having the intelligence of a five year-old and the vocabulary of a first grader to back that up; You probably think vulgar means you're exceptional. You write like someone who never made it passed 1st grade (or perhaps it was a broad expression of the state of WoW). Really, though, does a game mean that much to you? Will you measure the success of your life based on WoW? Is your time really best spent, well, as it was above? Your life must be really sad. WoW must be all that matters, LOLOLOL!!!
All you have done is identified yourself as one of those sad souls whom we all feel sorry for. My recommendation would be to get an education...no, I don't mean a GED. I would recommend a little Nietzsche if you can handle it, which I seriously doubt. Maybe you would find a better representation of your will to power than posts on the Sauce website.
Try not to think to hard (LOL, like you are capable of it); I don't want to be responsible when your brain bubbles (assuming you actually have one, which I seriously doubt judging from your posts). I am actually sad now that I have friends in EWV that have to associate with people like you. Hopefully you will give some further consideration to your life and my post will not be in vane, but somehow I doubt that.
~Derrick
you guys have the entire state of Wyoming as your raid pool.
also.
You guys raid 5 nights a week. See life.
And.
Nice arena ratings, pro guy.
puke your heart out
I was unaware I still play this game. Also I don't fail. But I am a cunt.
My humor is creative and offensive like handicap porn.